Here’s a lesser-known Asian parenting stereotype: Asian mothers will call their daughters “chubby” or “fat” and tell them to lose weight.

The funny part is that it’s kind of true, and I’ve experienced it first-hand!  My little sister has always been pretty active because she played basketball up until very recently, so she’s thin as a stick.  I, on the other hand, could benefit from a little exercise.  …Unfortunately for my health, I enjoy food and I like my couch.  And I don’t really like exercise.

Now that my own mother has started exercising regularly, she’s been seriously pressuring me to eat better and get fit.  Now, I’ll admit it’s a little bit tempting to listen to her just to get her to stop insinuating that I’m unhealthy—now I feel like an underachieving blob and below MORE Asian standards—but I simply cannot bring myself to get my lazy butt off the couch and go for a jog around the block.  I’d be out of breath in seconds.

I am in no way advocating an unhealthy lifestyle…that’s just something I’ve become very used to.  I plan to be a little healthier in the future and watch what I eat. …Right after I have this pizza.

Wooo!

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